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Vikki
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PostSubject: Today's giggle   Thu Jan 26, 2012 12:48 pm

Had to go in for my annual bloodwork today. As usual it took them an hour to find a vein. The nurse stabbed me 7 times before she found one (I am used to it) and I laughed and said "Funny, I have a bird that can do that in one try" Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Today's giggle   Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:26 pm

vicki 5280
That's a good one. You should ask if you can just bring your own blood sample next time and handle a bird beforehand!

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PostSubject: Re: Today's giggle   Thu Jan 26, 2012 2:28 pm

I've offered to do it myself several times but they decline

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PostSubject: Re: Today's giggle   Thu Jan 26, 2012 4:04 pm

Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Today's giggle   Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:14 pm

That is some dark humor...
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PostSubject: Re: Today's giggle   Thu Jan 26, 2012 5:24 pm

Sometimes the truth is funnier than fiction, LOL

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PostSubject: Re: Today's giggle   Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:07 am

Too funny
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PostSubject: Re: Today's giggle   Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:47 am

Julsiebean Parrot! Laughing One try!!moa HAHAHA!! Roz That's a good one! vicki 5280
Smile Seriously though, Next time I'll just come and do it for you honey. I love you
If there's one thing I KNOW I can do, it's find a vein. Working in the ED will do that to a person I suppose.


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PostSubject: Re: Today's giggle   Fri Jan 27, 2012 10:02 am

I actually don't understand why they have such a problem. I do have deep veins but even I can feel them and know where to jab. I should tattoo little hash marks where they are located so they have direction. LOL

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PostSubject: Re: Today's giggle   Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:32 pm

use a felt pen ...lol
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PostSubject: Re: Today's giggle   Fri Jan 27, 2012 1:52 pm

I've actually had nurses do that...

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PostSubject: Re: Today's giggle   Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:18 pm

I have small veins. Surgery a few years back, the anesthesiologist poked me about 10 times before he got it.

Nurses out here poke twice. If they can't get it, they have someone else do it.

Ask for a filipino chick! They pone in the blood draw department!

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PostSubject: Re: Today's giggle   Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:31 pm

There is one LPN in the office that is an ace. She smacks my arm twice, pokes and is done. She wasn't there yesterday and apparently all the phlebotimists on hand were newly graduated students... Rolling Eyes

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PostSubject: Re: Today's giggle   Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:48 pm

Vikki wrote:
phlebotimists Rolling Eyes


can't you just say it in laymans terms (blood sucker)...wow the big words in here...lol


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PostSubject: Re: Today's giggle   Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:54 pm

patdbunny wrote:
[...] pone [...]
You mean "pwn"?

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PostSubject: Re: Today's giggle   Fri Jan 27, 2012 2:56 pm

evil chicken wrote:
patdbunny wrote:
[...] pone [...]
You mean "pwn"?
Fo rizzle Yo!
Peace! Outside!

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PostSubject: Re: Today's giggle   Sat Jan 28, 2012 12:18 am

evil chicken wrote:
patdbunny wrote:
[...] pone [...]
You mean "pwn"?
Roz Don't feel bad, I'd make the same mistake!

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evil chicken wrote:
patdbunny wrote:
[...] pone [...]
You mean "pwn"?
Fo rizzle Yo!
Peace! Outside!
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PostSubject: Re: Today's giggle   Sat Jan 28, 2012 11:48 am

There is something very wrong with all of you...
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PostSubject: Re: Today's giggle   Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:34 pm

KayLayUh wrote:
There is something very wrong with all of you...

when im older i wanna be just like all of them! also instead of being a crazy cat lady i will be a crazy bird lady
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PostSubject: Re: Today's giggle   Sat Jan 28, 2012 1:41 pm

Fo rizzle:
http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=fo%20rizzle

Peace! Outside!
You have to listen to that ridiculous chinese rap.

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PostSubject: Re: Today's giggle   Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:01 pm

they are all crazy in here, i'm not...yes i am no i'm not yes i am no i'm not yes i am no i'm no...well one of us is...


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roz how did you find that vid geez...lol
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PostSubject: Re: Today's giggle   Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:16 pm

Haveta know all my home boyz, ya know!

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PostSubject: Re: Today's giggle   Sat Jan 28, 2012 2:24 pm

patdbunny wrote:
Haveta know all my home boyz, ya know!

i sure wouldn't admit to knowing them....lol...the ones that sing the song i mean


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PostSubject: Re: Today's giggle   Sat Jan 28, 2012 7:12 pm

That rap was hilarious!
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PostSubject: Re: Today's giggle   Sun Jan 29, 2012 3:04 am

patdbunny wrote:

Peace! Outside!
You have to listen to that ridiculous chinese rap.

Um... yeah... about that rap...

I tried to listen to it... I needed subtitles to understand it. Embarassed

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