Drunk Swedish elk found in apple tree near Gothenburg

Strangest article I've read in a while.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-14842999

I think that's what we call a moose. Wish they'd made a video of that thing trying to climb a tree. Me,I'd knock it in the head and skin it out,it's already hanging up.

Confusing. They call moose elk.

Side note, when I was little, me and my grandfather used to feed the elk. Real elk, not moose elk.

"My sister was bit by a moose once. Moose bites can be pretti nasti"

(Roz would have something to say here, but I expect she has no power. Most of San Diego was out of juice due to a grid failure of some sort last I heard.)

We lost our internet last nite,repair man said it was the hogs.

ScooterNScotty wrote:

"My sister was bit by a moose once. Moose bites can be pretti nasti"

Yay! More Python! Those who have produced the opening credits have been sacked! Bring on the llamas!!

¡CUIDADO! ¡CUIDADO! ¡CUIDADO! ¡LLAMAS!

ScooterNScotty wrote:

"My sister was bit by a moose once. Moose bites can be pretti nasti"

Was she carving her initials in it?

ScooterNScotty wrote:

(Roz would have something to say here, but I expect she has no power.
Most of San Diego was out of juice due to a grid failure of some sort
last I heard.)

Some SDG&E worker managed to accidentally shut off power to something like 5 million people yesterday. Yuma to San Diego to Baja Cal.

Okay, strangest/most awesome thing happened tonight.

I was at the University (which is located in the woods), and I was trying to meet up with some people. I was waiting outside this dorm room, when all of a sudden, a beautiful white tailed buck came out of the woods.

He knew I was there, and he just continued eating his grass.

I know that when you see a deer, specifically buck with lethal antlers, you are to leave it be, as they can and will attack.

But the little devil on my shoulder kept reminding me that it isn't breeding season, and they are more docile when they aren't.

Anyways, I started walking towards him, and walked up to me, and we were just a few feet away from each other.

But then people started coming, and he walked back into the forest.

Felt like sharing

At least it wasn't an ex-parrot... or an albatross...

Albatross? What flavour is it?



(For those of you not following the Monty Python program, this subject takes us into Live at the Hollywood Bowl territory)

RogerP wrote:

Albatross? What flavour is it?

It's albatross flavour!

I'm not quite as familiar with the live version.